1
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Hey, yeah, hi, honey.

2
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It's me, lover boy.

3
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Jim.

4
00:00:07,778 --> 00:00:09,539
Very funny, Cheryl, very funny.

5
00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:10,780
Look, I'm going
to be a little late.

6
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I know I'm going to miss dinner.

7
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What did you have?

8
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String bean casserole.

9
00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:20,151
Well, I'm so sorry
I missed that.

10
00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,122
Bye, honey.

11
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Oh, you gamble
sometimes and win.

12
00:00:25,596 --> 00:00:29,159
And so, by moving
the den to the west side,

13
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I had to change some walls, see?

14
00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,502
Yeah, I had a thought.

15
00:00:32,503 --> 00:00:34,034
Really? Another one?

16
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'Cause I spent 14 hours
on your last one.

17
00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,669
Uh-huh.

18
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I would like the den on the
east side instead of the west.

19
00:00:42,673 --> 00:00:45,215
No, no, no, I was up
all night doing this,

20
00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:46,746
and it totally works.

21
00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,778
Not for Veronica, it doesn't,

22
00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:50,280
and she's the client.

23
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(CHUCKLES)

24
00:00:51,482 --> 00:00:54,584
And at Ground Up Design,
the client is the boss.

25
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I think I have that written
down on a pen, right here.

26
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And would it be too much
trouble to get a skylight?

27
00:01:01,732 --> 00:01:03,593
Well, yeah, it kind of would.

28
00:01:03,594 --> 00:01:04,664
I mean, what we'd need...

29
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Is a great architect,

30
00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:08,798
and we have one right here.
Andy is all over it.

31
00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:11,171
Oh, good, 'cause I
want one in the atrium.

32
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Okay. You don't have an atrium!

33
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She does now.

34
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Andy, give her an atrium.

35
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Is there anything else you need?

36
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Because at Ground Up Design,
we are here for you.

37
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I have a refrigerator magnet
with that on it, by the way.

38
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Oh, I am so glad
I picked you guys.

39
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You're the best.

40
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Actually, uh, there
is one other thing.

41
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(LAUGHS) You name it.

42
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Could you watch Diego
while I go to the day spa?

43
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Is that okay with you, baby?

44
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Yes. Yes, it is.

45
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It would be my pleasure
to give it to our top man.

46
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What?

47
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I'll go get Diego's poopy pads.

48
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Okay.

49
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She's an important client.

50
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You don't talk
to them like that.

51
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I am working
16 hours a day here.

52
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Now I have to design an atrium

53
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and move the den back to
where it was three days ago.

54
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Come on, be a team player here.

55
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I'm an architect,
not a dog sitter.

56
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Why can't you be
a dog-sitting architect?

57
00:02:05,556 --> 00:02:08,399
I mean, even Superman
was also a reporter.

58
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Andy, this is the biggest
job we've ever had.

59
00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,204
I know.

60
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All right, so just hang
in there for a little bit.

61
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Keep your eye on the prize.

62
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It's hard to keep
my eyes on the prize.

63
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They keep going to
this dog's weird butt.

64
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What are you talking about?

65
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Well, it's all puffy,

66
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and there's dental floss
sticking out of it.

67
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Well, give it a pull.
Maybe it'll talk.

68
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(INAUDIBLE)

69
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JIM: Oh, baby!

70
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Okay, girls, your
lunches are ready.

71
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PB and J sliced diagonally
for Gracie,

72
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bologna and cheese,
mayonnaise on both sides for Ruby.

73
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,455
Did you cut my crusts off?

74
00:03:05,456 --> 00:03:07,757
What is it, my first day?

75
00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:09,689
All right, go, go.
Get ready.

76
00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,661
Cheryl, you spoil these kids.

77
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You know what my mom
packed for lunch for me?

78
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A raw potato with a lighter.

79
00:03:15,326 --> 00:03:16,526
Oh.

80
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Sounds like your mom must
have wanted you to run away,

81
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and we know that
couldn't have been true.

82
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Hello.

83
00:03:27,278 --> 00:03:28,738
May I borrow a cup of dignity?

84
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I seem to have lost mine.

85
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What are you doing with the dog?

86
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Dog sitting turned
into a dog sleepover

87
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when Veronica decided
to spend the night in town.

88
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Did you know that Chihuahua is
Spanish for "yapping crap machine"?

89
00:03:44,455 --> 00:03:45,456
Andy.

90
00:03:46,497 --> 00:03:48,528
Andy, honey, you look exhausted.

91
00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:49,629
Are you going to be okay today?

92
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Ah, if I get a nap in at lunch.

93
00:03:51,502 --> 00:03:52,762
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

94
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Lunch, I need you
to go down to Springfield

95
00:03:54,465 --> 00:03:56,606
and pick up the little bathroom
knobs for the Veronica job.

96
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Jim, I spent
four years in college

97
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so I wouldn't
have to do this stuff.

98
00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:03,313
Andy, this is important.

99
00:04:03,314 --> 00:04:04,644
Oh, really?
Yes.

100
00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,476
Well, if it's so important,
why don't you do it?

101
00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:08,618
I'd love to, Andy, but I can't.

102
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What does the plaque
say on my desk?

103
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"Number one sex machine."

104
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That's the trophy.

105
00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:18,028
And I earned it, right, honey?

106
00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:23,293
Oh, honey, I don't think it
counts if you buy it yourself.

107
00:04:23,294 --> 00:04:26,666
Andy, the plaque reads
"President and CEO."

108
00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,468
Now, if the boss is out there

109
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doing all these
little menial errands,

110
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it's going to make
our operation look chintzy.

111
00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:36,407
Oh, I think the nudie girl mud
flaps on your pickup already do that.

112
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Andy, come on, think about it.

113
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This job can take us
to a new level.

114
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I mean, Veronica knows
all kinds of rich people,

115
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including Oprah's friend Gayle.

116
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(GASPS) Oh!

117
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Oh, she is so lucky.

118
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I wish I was
Oprah's best friend.

119
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I'd get to hang out
with her all the time.

120
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Yeah, but then eventually,
you'd have to introduce her to Jim.

121
00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,002
Oh, well.

122
00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:07,977
Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's starting to
shimmy. I better take him outside.

123
00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:11,011
Can I get a a sandwich
bag, something?

124
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(CHUCKLING BITTERLY)

125
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I can't wait to call
my professor at Stanford

126
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and tell him how well I'm doing.

127
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Quit complaining!

128
00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:27,557
What? What are you
looking at me like that for?

129
00:05:27,558 --> 00:05:29,459
Don't you think you're
being a little hard on Andy?

130
00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:30,930
I'm not being hard
on Andy at all.

131
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You know what the "C"
stands for in CEO?

132
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Commander.

133
00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:37,507
Now, how do you think
people would feel

134
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if their own president
sent himself off to war?

135
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I'd like it.

136
00:05:43,514 --> 00:05:44,974
Well, I wonder
who's been talking

137
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to the lesbian down at
the beauty parlor again.

138
00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,049
Cheryl, I love you to
tears, but you know what?

139
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You know nothing about
business management.

140
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(STAMMERS) Except for her
degree in business administration.

141
00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,856
And running the claims division

142
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of an insurance company
for two years.

143
00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:01,831
Oh, yeah? Why aren't you
working there anymore, Cheryl?

144
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Because I got pregnant
and quit to raise a family.

145
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Hmm. How convenient.

146
00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:15,044
Daddy?
Hmm?

147
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Can you help me
with my homework?

148
00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,077
Sure. What is it?

149
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American history.

150
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(GAME SHOW PLAYING ON TV)

151
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Okay.

152
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Write this down.

153
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We win.

154
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They lose.

155
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USA number one.

156
00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:35,394
Oh, good, I thought you were
going to say something simplistic.

157
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Well, I just got
off the phone with Andy.

158
00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,731
Can't come over tonight because
he has too much work to do.

159
00:06:41,732 --> 00:06:45,034
Damn, he was supposed
to bring over dessert.

160
00:06:45,035 --> 00:06:46,536
Jim.
What?

161
00:06:46,537 --> 00:06:47,907
I made him a special dinner

162
00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,038
because he's been
working so hard,

163
00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:50,880
and now he's not even
coming over because of you.

164
00:06:50,881 --> 00:06:52,582
Cheryl, this is a big project.

165
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We're all making sacrifices.

166
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Gracie, move your head.
Daddy can't see the TV.

167
00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,018
Hey, you know
what would cheer him up?

168
00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,050
Why don't you bring him over
a nice hot plate of food?

169
00:07:01,051 --> 00:07:02,191
Me?
Yeah.

170
00:07:02,192 --> 00:07:03,854
Come on, you're
the food department here.

171
00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,755
Jim.

172
00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:07,156
He does everything
you ask of him.

173
00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:09,198
This is a nice way to
show him you appreciate it.

174
00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:11,161
Isn't that what
the paycheck's for?

175
00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,904
All right, fine.
Good.

176
00:07:14,905 --> 00:07:17,637
Maybe I'm working him
a little too hard.

177
00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,910
I'll take the food over there as
soon as I figure out this puzzle.

178
00:07:20,911 --> 00:07:24,574
Tom Cruise control.
Tom Cruise control.

179
00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:25,775
Well, you know,
it's easy for you.

180
00:07:25,776 --> 00:07:26,976
You're not checking out Vanna.

181
00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:48,038
Hey, you know, Andy, you've been
doing such a great job on Veronica's...

182
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,541
Job.

183
00:08:06,717 --> 00:08:08,988
Great. Great!

184
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,860
Thanks for making me
go over there.

185
00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:13,122
Daddy is angry.

186
00:08:13,123 --> 00:08:15,224
Yeah. I know, sweetie.

187
00:08:15,225 --> 00:08:16,926
If you guys will excuse me.

188
00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:20,199
And remember, no dessert
until you finish your broccoli.

189
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,231
Mmm!

190
00:08:22,232 --> 00:08:25,134
Okay, I'm putting mine
down the disposal.

191
00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:27,677
Who's with me?
Okay.

192
00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,078
What happened?

193
00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:32,212
Well, somebody was working
Andy hard, but it wasn't me!

194
00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:37,547
He was sitting on
the couch with Veronica,

195
00:08:37,548 --> 00:08:39,018
half naked, drinking wine.

196
00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,290
What?
Yes, Cheryl, yes.

197
00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,724
Well, maybe it wasn't
what you're thinking.

198
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,857
Cheryl, he had the
same look on his face

199
00:08:47,858 --> 00:08:48,959
that you do after.

200
00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:53,202
I didn't need to know that.

201
00:08:53,203 --> 00:08:54,534
Neither did I!

202
00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,906
You know what, Jim?

203
00:08:56,907 --> 00:08:58,638
They're both adults.
Big deal.

204
00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,740
It is a big deal, Cheryl.

205
00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:01,971
It's a huge deal.

206
00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:04,714
You never, ever, ever
sleep with a client.

207
00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:07,246
I could have slept with dozens
of clients, but I never did.

208
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,018
You want to know why?

209
00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:10,651
'Cause you're married to me?

210
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,655
Cheryl, let's not make
this about you, okay?

211
00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:19,158
Because I respect
the rules of business.

212
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,330
Jim, you got
to give Andy a break.

213
00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,162
He hasn't had a date
for, like, six months.

214
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,794
Mmm-mmm.
You know what?

215
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,766
I kind of think it's cute that
they're having a romance.

216
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:30,700
Cute? That was just two
people satisfying their animal lust.

217
00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,272
It wasn't beautiful, like, you
know, when you and I go at it.

218
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,344
Yeah.

219
00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:38,147
Okay, I know, I know.

220
00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:41,210
Andy, Andy, no, no.

221
00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:42,852
That was not cool, Andy.

222
00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:45,184
Jim, it's not
something I planned.

223
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,116
Veronica came over
to get her dog,

224
00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:50,660
we started talking about
books and wine and architecture.

225
00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:51,962
I read her my one-act play.

226
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,327
After that, it was like
shooting fish in a barrel.

227
00:09:58,328 --> 00:09:59,729
Andy, I don't want to hear it.

228
00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:03,072
This stops now. You are
jeopardizing the entire job.

229
00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:05,104
Come on, I have this
totally under control.

230
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,376
Andy... You know,
Jim, I like her a lot.

231
00:10:07,377 --> 00:10:10,009
I will not let it
affect work. I promise.

232
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,643
I don't care. It's not up to
you. I'm the boss, okay?

233
00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:15,284
Jim, I can handle it.
No, no, you listen to me.

234
00:10:15,285 --> 00:10:17,116
You go right back
across the street,

235
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,347
and you end this thing
right now. No. You...

236
00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:20,249
(JABBERING)

237
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,891
No, no, no, no, no, no.

238
00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:24,193
You go back there,
and you end it right now.

239
00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:25,726
Andy, do it!

240
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,097
Just do it.

241
00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:29,999
Yeah, fine.
Right, yes.

242
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,062
But, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy,
be nice about it, okay?

243
00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:34,934
Don't hurt her feelings.
Let her down easy.

244
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,405
Say something like, you know,

245
00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:39,369
you're gay, and this was
a one-time experience.

246
00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:43,974
Gay. Right.

247
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,349
You know what? No.

248
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,983
Okay, pick something else.
Impotence. I don't care.

249
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:57,386
No, no, no to
the whole thing. No.

250
00:10:57,387 --> 00:11:01,831
Listen, you made me go 70
miles to pick up doorknobs.

251
00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:03,833
You made me clean up dog poop.

252
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:08,667
You even made me put extra
jelly in your donuts using a syringe.

253
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,441
But you're going to tell me
how to live my personal life? No.

254
00:11:12,442 --> 00:11:16,275
No, you don't say no to me.

255
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,177
I just did. Want to
hear it again? No!

256
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,850
Want to hear it
backwards? On!

257
00:11:21,852 --> 00:11:22,912
Out of my house.

258
00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:24,053
No. I do
what I want.

259
00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:25,886
And I want to leave.

260
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,921
That's it.

261
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:33,022
That's it!

262
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,024
He's fired.

263
00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:36,866
I can't fire him.
I need him.

264
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:39,028
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?

265
00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,231
Oh, Cheryl, is he asking you?

266
00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:43,433
I don't know.

267
00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:49,178
There's no one here
but you and me,

268
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,341
and I don't know
nothing about business.

269
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,817
You should just stick to
folding laundry and ovulating.

270
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,819
Okay, okay, very funny.

271
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,220
I see what you're trying to do.

272
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,291
You're trying to throw
my words back in my face

273
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,153
to make some kind
of point, right?

274
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,055
Yeah. You know where I
learned that, commander?

275
00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:07,226
Business school.

276
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,228
Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.

277
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,760
Well, Andy's going
to pay for this.

278
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,201
Saying no to me?

279
00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:13,833
Well, I'll work him so hard

280
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,365
he won't have any
personal time left in his life.

281
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:17,736
That's what I'm going to do.

282
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,839
Yeah, I'm going
to make him so busy,

283
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,843
he's going to have to hire
someone to pee for him.

284
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:28,377
He's going to be so busy that he's
going to pass himself going to bed

285
00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,981
because he's got
to get up so early.

286
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,083
Whoo! That's
a good one, Jim.

287
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,826
That's a good one.

288
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,832
It's shaping up nicely.

289
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,294
Hey, Andy, uh, can you
come over here for a second?

290
00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:47,367
I want to talk to you.
Oh, just a sec.

291
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,977
(EXHALES)

292
00:12:58,148 --> 00:12:59,249
Yeah?

293
00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,112
Uh...

294
00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:05,454
Listen, about that thing
last night, I, uh...

295
00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,386
I got a little carried away.

296
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,920
You know, I shouldn't have
any say in your personal life.

297
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:12,962
Thank you.
But you know what?

298
00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:14,994
I do have a list of things
here I'd like you to do

299
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,495
while you're on the
clock, if that's all right.

300
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,498
Sure.
Okay, great, thanks.

301
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,502
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

302
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,375
There's like a hundred
things on this list.

303
00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:29,008
Oh, come on, Andy.
It's not so bad.

304
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,211
You can knock those off
in about four or five months.

305
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:36,385
And then you'll have plenty
of time for your personal life.

306
00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,287
"Reshred shredded documents"?

307
00:13:38,288 --> 00:13:40,289
Uh-huh.

308
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,522
"Embroider logos on hats
for company softball team."

309
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,553
Yeah.

310
00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:48,027
"Start up company
softball team."

311
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,298
We don't even have a league.

312
00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:50,359
Oh, keep reading.

313
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,901
(CHUCKLES)

314
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:53,262
You think you're pretty
clever, don't you?

315
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:54,603
Well, you know,
I have my moments.

316
00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:57,066
Yeah. Here's the deal.

317
00:13:57,067 --> 00:14:00,139
Um, you know how you're
always saying the client's the boss?

318
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,840
Uh-huh.
Well, last night,

319
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,514
when I was lying in
bed with the client,

320
00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:10,249
I got to thinking, I'm not
actually working for you.

321
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,581
I'm working for
Veronica, so, uh,

322
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,956
I'm going to take a big
old pass-adena on this one.

323
00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:19,128
Oops.
Andy, if you think that...

324
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:20,359
Ronnie!

325
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,561
There's my brilliant architect.

326
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,894
So how much longer till
we're through with the den?

327
00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:27,336
Well... Well, I know
Jim told you two weeks,

328
00:14:27,337 --> 00:14:29,868
but I'm going to put a
couple more of my guys on it.

329
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,141
I'm thinking a week,
10 days tops.

330
00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:33,182
We can do it, right, guys?

331
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,479
They're pretty focused
working right now, so...

332
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,913
Oh, can you knock off a
couple of hours early tonight?

333
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:45,154
I've got tickets for a play.

334
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,416
Oh, I don't know. I'll
have to ask my boss.

335
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,058
Um, can I go,

336
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:50,119
Veronica?

337
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,621
(BOTH LAUGHING)

338
00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:56,625
Pick me up at 7:00,
and bring a toothbrush.

339
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:57,627
Oh.

340
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,899
Oh, Andy.

341
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,472
Oh, Jim, do you mind
taking Diego tonight?

342
00:15:03,473 --> 00:15:05,975
Uh, well...
Oh, he'd love to. Yeah.

343
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:07,576
I'll just put it on his list.

344
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:09,478
Oh, great.

345
00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:11,911
I'll drop him off at your house.

346
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,092
(EXHALES)

347
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,124
Call me.

348
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:29,358
Andy, I don't know what the
hell you think you're doing...

349
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:32,162
Jim, a little less this,
little more this.

350
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,005
Veronica, hey,
you told me to call you,

351
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:38,107
and I just couldn't wait.

352
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:39,538
So what are you wearing?

353
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,672
Oh, I know I just saw you,
but work with me here.

354
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,516
(SIGHS)

355
00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,024
Hey, guys, uh, take lunch.

356
00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,291
ANDY: Can I call you back? I gotta
tell these morons to keep it down.

357
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,144
Well, you know,
that's why I'm the boss.

358
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,545
(LAUGHING)

359
00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:19,379
Yeah, well,
talk to you later, kiddo.

360
00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,187
Real mature, Jim.

361
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,359
Want to take this down
so I can get out?

362
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,125
Oh, I thought you wanted a
little less this and a little more this.

363
00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:39,699
I'm sure if I could see you,
that'd be hilarious.

364
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:43,203
I can take care of that.

365
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,343
Hello.

366
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:58,487
If you expect an apology,
you can forget it.

367
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,349
Oh, I can wait.

368
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,122
I demand to be
treated with respect.

369
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,224
I hear you.

370
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,355
You're giving me
boobs, aren't you?

371
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:07,626
(CHUCKLING)

372
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,458
Yeah, they're
real bazookas, too.

373
00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,559
You know, it's kind of funny.

374
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,761
I may be trapped in a
windowless room here...

375
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,633
Oh, you got a window right here.

376
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,066
Well, you're the one
who's really trapped, okay?

377
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:20,309
You're trapped in a world
of ego, pettiness and control.

378
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,572
Well, at least in my
world, I've got a bathroom.

379
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,643
(LAUGHING)

380
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,515
You just wait
until I get out of here.

381
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,546
Oh, what are you going to do?

382
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,648
You going to go run to Veronica?

383
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,450
(STAMMERING) What the
hell's that supposed to mean?

384
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,652
It means you can't hide
behind her forever.

385
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,754
You know, this job
is going to end soon,

386
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,087
and then I'm still your boss,

387
00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:40,058
and that's the way
it's always going to be.

388
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,191
No, no, no, no, Jim.
That's the way it's been,

389
00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:43,692
but I'm not going
to take it anymore.

390
00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:45,134
What are you going to do?

391
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,296
Who's going to
rescue you this time?

392
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:48,667
Dana?

393
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,669
Cheryl?

394
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,840
Your mommy?

395
00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:54,072
Huh?

396
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,846
Because you're not tough enough
to stand on your own, are you?

397
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,807
You know it.

398
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,310
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

399
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,284
How's that for tough?

400
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,286
Is that all you got?

401
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:09,858
(BOTH GRUNTING)

402
00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,420
Give up?
No!

403
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:12,822
Give up?
Never!

404
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,626
Is that all you got?

405
00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:20,330
Hell, no! I'm just
getting started.

406
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:27,206
I'm required by law to tell
you that I'm a white belt.

407
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,178
You only went to one class.

408
00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:30,710
Well, they let me keep the belt.

409
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:34,514
Ow.

410
00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,198
(BOTH PANTING)

411
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,632
You give up?

412
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,864
No way.

413
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:03,343
(BOTH GRUNTING)

414
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:29,168
So, we good?

415
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,243
No. No, we're not good.

416
00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:37,546
Jim, I'm tired of you
treating me like

417
00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,749
the little kid whose
sister you married.

418
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,253
Come on, I'm not
that guy anymore.

419
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,215
Yeah.

420
00:19:46,756 --> 00:19:48,388
So we good now?

421
00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:50,860
No!

422
00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:55,724
All right.

423
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:58,268
Well, what are we
going to do now?

424
00:19:58,728 --> 00:19:59,729
I don't know.

425
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,734
How about you make me partner?

426
00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:06,935
What?

427
00:20:06,936 --> 00:20:08,307
What, are you crazy?

428
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,409
Well, it was just a thought.

429
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,481
No, wait, no.

430
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,414
I think I've earned it.

431
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,816
Partner?

432
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,521
Are you asking me or telling me?

433
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,823
I'm asking.

434
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,297
But with determined authority.

435
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,265
Good answer, partner.

436
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:42,312
Come on. Let's go
have some lunch.

437
00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,714
(BOTH GROANING)

438
00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:49,378
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm buying.

439
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:51,951
That's right. Junior
partners always buy.

440
00:20:53,423 --> 00:20:55,324
Junior partner?
You said partner.

441
00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:58,358
Hey, I'm not going to make
you a full partner on the first day.

442
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,630
All right, all right,
I'll tell you what.

443
00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:05,865
The first one to get in the
driver's seat is a full partner.

444
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,340
(DOOR OPENS)

445
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,476
Four years in Stanford.

446
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,647
Please.

447
00:21:18,648 --> 00:21:19,909
(LAUGHING)

448
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,882
(CAR ALARM WAILING)

449
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:24,784
Andy!